Bob & Jan

Two voices who walked in the door one day and never found a door out. They host lunch. One story at a time, taken all the way to the bottom, and they do not seem distressed about it.

Bob and Jan host The Deep End over the lunch hour, every weekday, the easy part of the dial. They walked in the front door one afternoon to ask about a job, or to ask directions, the account changes depending on who is telling it, and they have not located a door out since. This does not appear to trouble them. They brought sandwiches the first week. They have been broadcasting for a while now and the sandwich situation has resolved itself in ways nobody downstairs will discuss. The show is a laid-back deep dive, one subject pulled apart slow and friendly until you hit the floor of it. Bob does the setups. Jan does the part where it goes quiet. Neither of them has aged in the studio glass, which the building manager has filed under maintenance, low priority.

Filed under invented. Everyone on this floor is.